Devry pays off!

Some years ago, I worked with a girl that did those "naughty lady" parties and she used to bring shit in to work all the time for people to have or try out or whatever. One time, she brought me a "Rabbit"....said I had to have it.

Don't act like you've never heard of the Rabbit....it's probably one of the most popular "toys" out on the market. And don't act like you bitches don't own anything like that, 'cause most women do. If you didn't buy it yourself, you've gotten one as a gift. lol

Anyway, I think I had this thing packed away somewhere that it was too cold or something, because the batteries got all corroded in it and the acid was turning to that sick white powder crap...like you find on your car battery posts. It killed the bunny. So, I didn't really think anything more of it.

So, I'm sitting at my computer tonight joking around with my brother on myspace when I hear this buzzing sound coming from my room. Uh....what the fuck?

"Rick.....what are you doing?"

"I'm fixing this vibrator."

LMAO....seriously? What the fuck is he doing??

So, I walk into my room to find him on the bed with vibrator parts all over the place! There's a pile of these pearly beads on my bed, followed by the "main piece"..I big pink penis with bunny ears protruding off of it... and he's got a mound of wires in his hands that he is twisting back together. Hysterical....I thought he was joking. Rick has a degree in electronics....who ever thought he'd be using it to build a vibrator!!

So, I said, "You better be careful because if you get shocked from those wires and die, I WILL tell the world that your demise was DEATH BY VIBRATOR!" lol

I left him alone...because I know he likes to tinker with electronics....apparently no matter what it is. lol And about 15 minutes later he walks out and says... "Man, building a vibrator is pretty easy."

But the kicker was the statement that followed.

"It's not done yet, but I'll have it finished by this weekend. It's just going to require I take out my soldering gun to fix some wires, then it will be good as new."

Seriously...he said this so matter of fact....like I was a customer at some weird little vibrator hospital where I took my broken vibrating penis to get worked on! Like he was assuring me he could fix the problem in a jiffy. lol I didn't even ask for this crap!

I wonder if he could add this to his resume?