The Incredible Shrinking Woman

Why is it that eating healthy costs so much more than eating un-healthy? Why is it that an apple costs me $3 but I can get an entire meal off of someone's value meal for that...INCLUDING a drink?!!

I gave up on "dieting" a lot time ago....tried to just eat healthy, which is nearly impossible in Chicago! Why on earth did I choose to move to one of the fattest cities in the nation while trying to get my weight in order? Booo....hiissssss!

Well, I jumped on the HCG bandwagon a while back. If you don't know what that is...look it up....it will do your brain some good to go on a google quest. What I will say is it involves taking a hormone women produce while pregnant....and unlike "diets", there is a plan to help you keep it all off easily.

How do you take the hormone? Two options...under the tongue or....injections! I did the former already and now I have moved on to the latter. I never thought I would be talking myself into shoving a needling into my stomach....EVER. But, once I got past the mental part of it...what a breeze. Seriously...you don't want to mess with me....I stick myself with needles, which pretty much means I'm a total bad ass. Okay....so you can't even feel it. But give me credit for being able to do this...I can't even look when I'm being stuck by someone else for a blood test.

So, here I am...shrinking down before everyone's eyes. What a great excuse for shopping! I might have to take another job (putting me up to....FOUR) just so that I can have the extra money....maybe it will have to be one of my fav clothing stores just so I can work the system for the discounts.